Want to learn how to live life to the fullest? Buy $200 in lotto scratch off tickets, get yourself a bottle of vodka, and one can of fruit punch. Two cans of fruit punch won’t work, you’ll have to pee too often. Then, go to the small park on Main st., sit underneath the Magnolia Trees, and watch your life scratch away right before your eyes. Not a winning ticket in sight. (Bum)mer dude.
